[澳男]全美最高歌藝派諧星嘉言錄

看板AmericanIdol作者ladyluck (Luck be a lady)時間16年前 (2008/07/11 03:04)推噓10(10推 0噓 2→)

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這是奉學弟版主nopeeking大之命來灌水。很久沒去看澳男的 IDF 版，剛剛才發現一個超好笑的 Thread： The Official Michael Johns Quotes Thread 以下是一些節錄，充分展現怪叔叔的詭異喜感：和大廚合唱要唱什麼？ On that Q&A sessions: My question goes to Michael and David Cook. I wanted to know if you two are going to duet on tour and, if yes, what you are planning to sing together? 如果大廚和澳男要合唱會唱什麼歌？ David (looking nervously to Michael): We're thinking of doing, um, Islands In The Stream. 大廚：（緊張地看著澳男）我們想唱 Islands In The Stream。（Dolly Parton和 Kenny Rogers 名曲） Michael: Yeah, and I'd do Dolly's part." 澳男：是啊！我要唱桃莉的部份..... 關於Simon的「兩點」 In one of his radio interviews in australia: "i was trying not to stare too much so i won't forget my lyrics" (making fun on simon cowell's nipples) 在一次廣播訪問中被問道Simon令人莫敢逼視的「兩點」，澳男：我試著不要盯著看，不然我會忘辭。誰有天份？ (when asked if he sees any talented singer in the group) "when i look in the mirror" 當被問到這群人中有沒有具天份的歌手，澳男：當我看著鏡子的時候。譯按：這也是 Dream On的歌詞。領巾 On tony k radio interview (when asked if the ascot was the cause of him getting kicked out): "shame on you ascot!" 廣播訪問中被問到是不是因為帶領巾所以被淘汰。澳男：（怒）都是你！領巾。巡迴巴士的味道 At the ET interview: Ramiele: Our tour bus smells like roses, what does your tour bus smells like? MJ: Uhh..Rock and Roll 小茉莉：我們女生的巴士聞起來像玫瑰，你們男生的呢？澳男：嗯....搖滾樂！（譯按：這啥味道？）關於巡迴巴士 Castro likes to walk around the bus in his underwear, but apart from that, I don't mind, you know 澳男：捲頭喜歡穿著內褲在巴士上走來走去，除此之外，我都無所謂。關於跳舞 on whether he'll be dancing on the show: "There's moves the choreographer has never even seen before and she worked with Madonna, so what can I say". 被問到他在巡迴中會不會跳舞。澳男：我的舞連編舞老師都前所未見，她還跟瑪丹娜合作過，所以我能說什麼呢？大廚的秘書 Then I talked to Michael, who ripped the stage apart during his set. I told him to try and behave on the tour bus. And I also asked him to tell David what my name is. Because I don’t recall actually telling him. So Michael, walked right up to him while he was taking pictures with other fans, and from 15 feet away, David put up his thumb and said, “Alana!”, and I replied, “Daaviidd”. When Michael came back,. I told him that he is David’s new secretary. He jokingly said, “that’s what happens when you finish eighth!” 廚迷請澳男告訴大廚她的名字，然後開玩笑說他是大廚的秘書。澳男：這就是你只得第八名的結果。關於白雪 On Brooke White: - Has she watched an R Rated movie yet? - No, thats my gold. I almost got her to swear once 被問到白雪是不是依然沒看過限制級電影。澳男：她沒看過，那是我的金礦，我有一回幾乎讓她破功罵髒話。去維加斯幹麼？ on LKL: "i am doing a card dealing class in case this doesnt work out" (about him being in vegas) 被 Larry King 問到去維加斯幹什麼？澳男：去上賭場發牌課，萬一唱歌行不通還能去當發牌小弟。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 68.5.45.161 ※ 編輯: ladyluck 來自: 68.5.45.161 (07/11 03:08)