TV Bites

看板CSI作者Topanga (Gil's Gal)時間21年前 (2003/07/20 10:01)推噓2(2推 0噓 0→)

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The 2002-2003 Fourth Annual TV BiteMes by Neena Louise http://www.entertainmentnutz.com/tv/tvbites/bite_mes/2003bite_mes/ 美國人似乎很喜歡搞這種排名的咚咚，不過看看也是頗好玩的，這個作者頗偏好CSI的唷~ :) 不過看來頗不爽Friends的 @@ (我標黃色的是跟CSI有關的) Worst Actress Poppy Montgomery, "Samantha Spade", Without a Trace (Pure window dressing.) Best Actress Bonnie Hunt, "Bonnie Kelly", The Bonnie Hunt Show (Nice to see her back on TV - and in fine form.) Most Overrated Female Jennifer Aniston, "Rachel Green", Friends (Puh-leeze.) Most Overlooked Female Ming-Na, "Jing-Mei Chen", ER (Her character's airtime has dwindled to the point of looking like the comic relief. She deserves more.) Worst Actor David Caruso, "Horatio Caine", CSI: Miami (Caruso's horrible overacting seriously detracts from this otherwise good series.) Best Actor William Petersen, "Gil Grissom", CSI (Even though CSI strayed dangerously close to the schlocky with Grissom's hearing-loss story line, Petersen's acting snatched it back from the edge.) Most Overrated Male Kelsey Grammer, "Frasier Crane", Frasier (The pompous arrogance of his character is perfectly suited to the pompous and arrogant Grammer, but such a one-dimensional character gets very stale.) Most Overlooked Male Robert David Hall, "Al Robbins", CSI (Though his character got more airtime this past season, Hall has some of the wittiest, perfectly- delivered lines and we need more.) Worst Newscaster/Reporter Paula Zahn, CNN (Bimbo begone! Thank goodness she no longer haunts the morning broadcast.) Best Newscaster/Reporter John Stossel, ABC (A nice distraction from Baba Wawa on 20/20.) Worst Commentator/Narrator Lorenzo Lamas, Are You Hot? (This creepy, slimy has-been should crawl back under his rock.) Best Commentator/Narrator Joe Morton, Africa [Nature] Worst-Dressed Female "Judy Miller", Jami Gertz, Still Standing (Just because she's a working mother of three doesn't necessarily mean she'd always dress frumpy and schlumpy.) Best-Dressed Female "Sidney Bristow", Jennifer Garner, Alias (Never ceases to be... well, interesting anyway.) Worst-Dressed Male "Luke Danes", Scott Patterson, Gilmore Girls (The ugly lumberjack shirts and backwards baseball caps were endearing at first, but now they just make him look like he's trying to be 15 again. And failing.) Best-Dressed Male "Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola", Ice-T, Law & Order: SVU Worst Female Body Lara Flynn Boyle, "Helen Gamble", The Practice (Eat a cookie, for heaven's sake.) Best Female Body Melissa Joan Hart, "Sabrina Spellman", Sabrina, The Teenage Witch (Not fat and not emaciated. It's always refreshing to see a real woman in the surreal world of television.) Worst Male Body Anthony LaPaglia, "Jack Malone", Without a Trace (Maybe it's just the ugly black suits.) Best Male Body Scott Bakula, "Jonathan Archer", Enterprise (Pushing 50 and he's still hot.) Worst TV Mom "Marie Barone", Doris Roberts, Everybody Loves Raymond (Takes "suffocating mother" and "meddling mother-in-law" to a whole new level.) Best TV Mom "Bonnie Kelly", Bonnie Hunt, The Bonnie Hunt Show (A nice blend of sarcasm, humor and caring.) Worst TV Dad "Jack Pryor", Tom Verica, American Dreams (Racist, rude and controlling. The parent from hell.) Best TV Dad "Hal Wilkerson", Bryan Cranston, Malcolm in the Middle (It would be interesting to have a father that's such a flake.) Worst TV Kid "Patty Pryor", Sarah Ramos, American Dreams (There's nothing appealing about this bratty little snot.) Best TV Kid "Lane Kim", Keiko Agena, Gilmore Girls (It's been very interesting to watch this "good girl" striving for some freedom from her overly strict, off-the-wall mother.) Least Likable Characters on a Show (Tie) Flo Pesenti, Amazing Race 3 and Jenna Morasca, Survivor Amazon (Such obnoxious, spoiled, snotty, whiney, selfish brats give all women a bad name.) Most Likable Character on a Show "Adrian Monk", Tony Shalhoub, Monk (His multi-phobic genius is very endearing.) Worst Drama Third Watch (I don't understand how people can watch this garbage.) Best Drama CSI Worst Sitcom Less Than Perfect (And it is, indeed less than perfect - way less.) Best Sitcom Bernie Mac Worst SciFi Veritas: The Quest (Cliched, silly and annoying.) Best SciFi Buffy the Vampire Slayer (How refreshing that the series' finale didn't venture into the realm of stupid and kill everyone off.) Worst Animated Series Futurama Best Animated Series The Simpsons Worst Commercial Clairol Herbal Essences (Enough with the weirdos that get their rocks off by putting shampoo on their heads. These women need ex tensive therapy. Or perhaps a man that knows what he's doing.) Best Commercial IKEA - "Abandoned Lamp" (Best - and most effective - commercial I've seen in years.) Most Overrated Series Friends (Winner for the fourth year in a row. I'm most dismayed that it'll be back again next year.) Most Overlooked Series John Doe (This refreshing and witty show deserved so much more than the ratings gave it.) Worst Writing My Big Fat Greek Life (Cliched, stupid and not a bit amusing - a colossal disappointment.) Best Writing CSI Worst Miniseries Hitler: The Rise of Evil Best Miniseries There weren't any. (Is the miniseries dead?) Worst News Magazine Dateline (They should call it what it is: tabloid television.) Best News Magazine 60 Minutes (35 years strong and it's still the only news magazine that actually reports news - not fluff and sensationalism.) Worst Reality Show Series Bachelorettes in Alaska (A very difficult choice in the plethora of truly tasteless reality fare offered this season. So what's next in the "I Wanna Humiliate Myself on National TV" genre? How about Desperate Women Mud Wrestle for Men or Ugly Men Strip for Hot Women or why not simply I'm a Born Loser and Need to Get Laid?) Best Reality Show Series Joe Millionaire (It was quite amusing to watch all the gold-diggers do whatever they could in order to snag a [not] rich, cute guy.) Worst Reality Game I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here! (More like I'm a Whiney, Obscure Pseudo-Celebrity Desperately Craving National Television Exposure! Ick, poo.) Best Reality Game The Amazing Race 3 (I'm puzzled by its relatively poor ratings. This is the only reality game where real people's true personalities emerge while they undertake interesting and imaginative tasks. Makes Survivor look downright silly in comparison.) Worst Reality Special Man vs. Beast (This offering from the Poor Taste Network [Fox], was humiliating to both man and beast - not to mention viewers who actually thought it would be worth watching.) Best Reality Special Living with Michael Jackson (A delightful freak show, featuring a less-than-delightful - and very creepy - freakazoid has-been.) Worst Game Show Dog Eat Dog (Considering the women are always dressed in string bikinis and the men in ugly and baggy extra-long swim trunks, this is little more than a T&A jiggle show for men. A shame, since some of the tasks are refreshingly original.) Best Game Show Jeopardy Worst Timeslot for a Good Show The Practice - Monday, 9 pm. (You don't put an aging show against a megahit like Everybody Loves Raymond. Morons.) Best Timeslot for a Bad Show Friends - Thursday, 8 pm. (Go 'way. Shoo.) Worst Theme Music Entertainment Tonight (Though I've never liked ET's theme, it's only recently that it's truly begun to grate. It is high time to update this grocery store Muzak.) Best Theme Music Law & Order Worst Newcomer (that hasn't been cancelled) Hack (I can't believe this piece of crap was renewed. An embarrassment to David Morse's proven acting abilities and a complete waste of George Dzundza's talent.). Best Newcomer (that hasn't been cancelled) Without a Trace (The first show ever to give ER cause for concern.) Biggest Decline in Quality ER (Silly story lines [monkey pox comes to mind], sillier dialogue, dull character studies...ER is starting to resemble a really lame daytime soap opera.) Most Improved in Quality Law & Order: CI (Vincent D'Onofrio's creepy and weird character ["Robert Goren"] has been toned down and storylines are a little less surreal. The subtle - yet important - changes have transformed a very good show into a great show.) Worst Network ABC (ABC takes the crown from NBC. ABC seems to be trying to emulate Fox in its increasingly-stupid reality shows. They should stop that...they don't do it nearly as well.) Best Network CBS (Though I'm loath to award one of the dreaded Big Three networks a "best", CBS [grudgingly] deserves it. Giving ER a run for its money with Without a Trace, and producing hits like CSI and Survivor, CBS emerged as the top-watched network overall.) Biggest Stinker of the Season The Pitts (The name says it all.) Trend of the Year Australians playing Americans (Poppy Montgomery, Anthony LaPaglia [Without a Trace]; Dominic Purcell [John Doe]; Simon Baker [The Guardian] to name a few.) Least Magical Moments Survivor Thailand's and Survivor Amazon's finales. (I've watched all the Survivors to date, but I'm not sure I will watch Survivor Panama. I don't think I could stand to see another vile human being made a millionaire.) Most Magical Moment Geraldo Rivera being yanked out of Iraq (This fool has always been an embarrassment to the news profession. He finally got his comeuppance when the Pentagon insisted he leave Iraq after he idiotically drew his exact position in the sand while embedded with the 101st Airborne. He claims it was "inadvertent" and he "voluntarily" left Iraq, then made bizarre allegations of a "Get Geraldo" campaign as the cause of his ousting. What an idiot.) -- Grissom: 17 % ? Sara: Yeah. New paper out of Australia, you haven't seen it? 17% chance of DNA recovery from guns, 67 % chance from a cigarette, 32% from the brim of a hat....Would you...like a copy? Grissom: I don't need one. I have you. C.S.I. 3x09 Blood Lust -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 140.122.219.25