[聊天] 古早布袋戲的某一段
年代久遠...講出來應該也沒人知道...
只是裡面的某一段害我不小心笑出來了 (我笑點很低)
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奪命鴛鴦重出江湖要殺秦假仙、業途靈,四人狹路相逢...
秦:奪命鴛鴦,真是巧,我正要去找你們呢
鴛:這位是...?
秦:業途靈,我新收的小弟
小弟啊,快跟人家打個招呼
業:大家好 (台灣國語)
秦:嫂子,唉呦喂啊,妳愈來愈少年了呢
不但愈來愈少年,還愈來愈水
鴦:真的嗎? (大心)
秦:我怎麼會騙妳
常大哥真是好福氣能夠娶到妳這樣的絕世美人
所謂美人者,以花為貌,以鳥為聲,
以月為神,以柳為態,以玉為骨,
以冰雪為膚,以秋水為姿,以詩詞為心~
嫂子,妳真的是樣樣俱全,簡直是無懈可擊
業:大仔,無穴可擠~~~這樣還能算是女人嗎?
...中略...
反正嘴砲之後,奪命鴛鴦不殺秦假仙和業途靈......
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