[討論] 乾麵外帶
因為霹靂某手遊的新副本有篇叫「乾麵外帶」,
本以為是工程師的惡搞,
有巴友解答是天啟劇情的一個橋段,找出來看後還挺有趣的:
霹靂天啟第六集:傳奇.傳奇
東方羿來到麵攤前
老闆:歡迎人客倌,人客倌要點什麼?
東方羿:一碗刀削麵,一點雪裡紅。
老闆:客人抱歉,我們這什麼麵都有,就是沒有刀削麵。
東方羿:刀削人頭面,雪裡藏血紅。真的沒有嗎?
老闆:切多少小菜,喝什麼酒?
東方羿:切一副心肝,打三碗拆骨酒。
老闆:誰的心肝誰的骨頭?
東方羿遞出一張紙
(中略)
老闆:湯麵乾麵內用外帶?
東方羿:差別在哪裡?
老闆:湯麵是石沈大海不明不白,乾麵一目了然清清楚楚。
東方羿:那就來一碗乾麵,吾要帶走。
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