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[AI. ] The 10 Worst Performances Ever (From …

看板Realityshow (真人實境秀)作者 (新工作新生活)時間18年前 (2008/04/04 11:57), 編輯推噓35(35推 0噓 49→)
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在看小茉莉相關文章時，看到這個.....有些還蠻好笑的 XD 但部分的人我都忘了是甚麼情況耶 ^^;; http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20186191,00.html 原po有附水管檔，可以看~ 10.MIKALAH GORDON, ''Love Will Lead You Back'' (Season 4) Bad enough that the spunky Las Vegas teenager inexplicably turned Taylor Dayne's big ballad into a funeral dirge, but even worse, 09.NIKKI MCKIBBIN, ''Always Something There to Remind Me'' (Season 1) This is what once passed as a top-three contestant? （這句話怎麼解釋....應該也不是甚麼好話吧 XD 因為她那年淘汰了Tamyra ） 08.JOSH GRACIN, ''Jive Talkin''' (Season 2) Josh went home and, thankfully, never came near a disco floor again. （笑倒，還好鄉村歌手不用唱比吉斯 XDD） 07.HALEY SCARNATO, ''Turn the Beat Around'' (Season 6) She did not turn the beat around. Nor did she turn it upside down. Haley did, 06.KEVIN COVAIS, ''Part-Time Lover'' (Season 5) is anyone not completely squicked out by the idea of someone nicknamed ''Chicken Little'' attempting to seductively deliver lyrics like ''Knowing it's so wrong/But feeling so right''? Awkward, to be sure, and the scrawny, （感覺澳男來唱比較適合 [灑花瓣]） 05.CARMEN RASMUSEN, ''Call Me'' (Season 2) ...kind of like watching a Girl Scout bust into a biker bar and screech at some Hell's Angels to buy her #@*%*@ cookies! 再來第四名，眾版友們可能會相當意外 XDDDDDDD 這個好的改編耶!!!!!! 04.KRISTY LEE COOK, ''Eight Days a Week'' (Season 7) Poor, valiant, misguided Kristy Lee — strapping herself onto the out-of-control barrel horse that was the Idol band's attempt to countrify (and speed up) a Beatles classic, and falling off with a thud some 90 seconds later, exhausted, bewildered, but still smiling like a frightened pageant queen in her shredded jeans and sparkly sliver top. （我個人覺得天佑美國才是她最爛的表演 ^^;; 一週八天超棒的啊） 03.JOHN STEVENS, ''Music of My Heart'' (Season 3) ''You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion,'' said Simon Cowell... (XDDDD) 02.SANJAYA MALAKAR, ''Bathwater'' (Season 6) Not even perky guest mentor Gwen Stefani could hide her disdain when Sanjaya tackled a No Doubt hit. And from his out-of-tune, out-of-breath vocals, to his botched lyrics, to his infamous (and hideous) ''pony-hawk,'' （沒想到他才第二名!!!!） 第一名是!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01.CAMILLE VELASCO, ''Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'' (Season 3) Accusing Camile Velasco of butchering Elton John's ''Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'' would be a case of assigning blame to the victim. The only correct emotional response to the teen's rendition — presented in an awkward crouch-and-bounce stance at center stage — would be one of sympathy. Her final, wretched ''ahh-ahh-ahh,'' delivered with the indignity of a barnyard beast passing through the slaughterhouse door, was a musical white flag, begging the viewing audience to hang up their phones and put her out of her misery. And that's exactly what they did. （我看不懂整段 XD 所以直接拿上來好了 哈哈哈哈） 等等.. S4 的 Scott 居然沒上榜!! 那個與父親共舞這麼可怕居然沒上???? 不公平!!!!!!!我要求重新選舉!!!（叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭） -- 下去覓食... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.105.162.155
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04/04 12:02, , 1F
Nikki那句話的意思是說，「這就是曾經有前三潛力的參賽
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04/04 12:02, , 2F
者端出來的牛肉嗎？（不滿）」
04/04 12:02, 2F
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04/04 12:04, , 3F
Scott是第四季的啦
04/04 12:04, 3F
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04/04 12:05, , 4F
Scott真的很討厭
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04/04 12:05, , 5F
應該來討論最討人厭的參賽者XD
04/04 12:05, 5F
※ 編輯: tenoe 來自: 59.105.162.155 (04/04 12:13)
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04/04 12:13, , 6F
sorry 我每次都把Scott放在S5 XD don't know why....
04/04 12:13, 6F
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04/04 12:14, , 7F
我看過的裡面，Scott應該是最討人厭的了(其次可能是凱文小雞
04/04 12:14, 7F
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04/04 12:14, , 8F
但那是因為他實在唱的很不怎麼樣...居然可以進Top12..)
04/04 12:14, 8F
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04/04 12:14, , 9F
吃人茉莉花呢？
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04/04 12:15, , 10F
印度阿三？今年的廚嬸？XD
04/04 12:15, 10F
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04/04 12:15, , 11F
對喔! 我忘了她!!!!! 不過老實說吃人茉莉討人厭的原因，
04/04 12:15, 11F
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04/04 12:15, , 12F
是因為她把Latoya幹掉........不然其實也沒這麼討厭她...
04/04 12:15, 12F
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04/04 12:15, , 13F
因為她，S3的三黑娘大決鬥(這個版本比S6的強很多)就泡湯了><
04/04 12:15, 13F
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04/04 12:16, , 14F
(咦...也不是因為她啦...但黛安娜一副就是贏不了范范...)
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04/04 12:17, , 15F
如果是Latoya VS. 范范，finale就會很精采了~
04/04 12:17, 15F
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04/04 12:17, , 16F
(雖然我猜范范還是會贏)
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04/04 12:23, , 17F
我還想到可以討論最討人厭的帥哥美女參賽者
04/04 12:23, 17F
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04/04 12:24, , 18F
像我完全受不了愛死楊跟驅魔神探XD
04/04 12:24, 18F
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04/04 12:30, , 19F
我覺得愛死楊一點也不帥啊 >__<
04/04 12:30, 19F
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04/04 12:32, , 20F
但不能否認Ace身材真的很好 哈
04/04 12:32, 20F
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04/04 12:33, , 21F
我覺得Ace其實超像牛郎的 Orz
04/04 12:33, 21F
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04/04 12:38, , 22F
Ace楊像牛郎+1
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04/04 12:44, , 23F
超討厭Scott跟凱文小雞
04/04 12:44, 23F
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04/04 12:46, , 24F
那我可以很不討喜的最討厭Danny嗎 XD
04/04 12:46, 24F
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04/04 12:48, , 25F
感覺三假牙跟小茉莉一開始都蠻討喜的 後來就有點討厭
04/04 12:48, 25F
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04/04 12:59, , 26F
(偷偷說)其實我蠻喜歡茉莉花一代耶~~~~~
04/04 12:59, 26F
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04/04 13:01, , 27F
(偷偷說)其實我蠻喜歡茉莉花一代耶~~~~~ 〈抱〉
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04/04 13:02, , 28F
樓上不用偷偷說大家都知道了。沒想到愛沙大也喜歡....
04/04 13:02, 28F
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04/04 13:05, , 29F
她如果不擠掉Latoya的話 大家不會那麼討厭她吧
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04/04 13:06, , 30F
一切都是製作單位的陰謀啦 ><
04/04 13:06, 30F
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04/04 13:10, , 31F
OH MY GOD Turn the Beat Around? 也太狠了！
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04/04 13:10, , 32F
（樓上是標準粉絲式發言 [逃] ）
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04/04 13:11, , 33F
（是樓樓上... 被N大插過來了...）
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04/04 13:11, , 34F
然後KLC的天佑米國明明是比較不差的現場版本 XD
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04/04 13:11, , 35F
並且澳男應該完全不適合Part-Time Lover吧？xD
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04/04 13:12, , 36F
KLC的天佑美國現場明明就很差~~~美國都要被她唱倒了啦~~~~
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不管! 澳男唱甚麼都好!（此為粉絲標準發言）
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04/04 13:13, , 38F
一週八天是相當令人驚訝的現場啊 沒啥好說（攤手）
04/04 13:13, 38F
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04/04 13:13, , 39F
噢對不起， 是 驚嚇 XD
04/04 13:13, 39F
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04/04 13:15, , 40F
啊N大不懂鄉村樂啦~~（又亂賴到這邊去XD 算是某種大絕? XD）
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04/04 13:17, , 41F
N大不懂鄉村樂啦~~ ( 這大絕放得好 ^^b )
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04/04 13:19, , 42F
一週八天是相當令人驚嚇的現場啊 沒啥好說（攤手）
04/04 13:19, 42F
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04/04 13:22, , 43F
一週八天是相當令人驚嚇的現場啊 沒啥好說（攤手）
04/04 13:22, 43F
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04/04 13:22, , 44F
鄉村硬套Beatles，難怪一週有八天這麼長 （再攤）
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04/04 13:23, , 45F
鄉村也不是不能套甲蟲，但是搞成這樣就像農產展銷會
04/04 13:23, 45F
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04/04 13:24, , 46F
就是美國每個縣都有County Fair啊！什麼賽豬賣馬之類
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04/04 13:25, , 47F
一週八天搞得像是拍賣快嘴賣豬的fu XD
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04/04 13:28, , 48F
還有廚娘唱歌喜歡腿開開呈出恭狀，手還擺在奇怪地方
04/04 13:28, 48F
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04/04 13:31, , 49F
L大真是觀察細微:P 出恭狀應該是因為她騎馬?
04/04 13:31, 49F
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04/04 13:33, , 50F
好吧我知道很多男士想被她騎（咦）XD
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04/04 13:38, , 51F
我一定要推一下County Fair special(?)
04/04 13:38, 51F
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04/04 13:38, , 52F
但是我一直在想，這首改編曲會不會很適合牛仔騎牛賽？XD
04/04 13:38, 52F
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04/04 13:39, , 53F
Rodeo嗎？有那種感覺耶，還可以放在芭樂特電影裡XD
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04/04 13:42, , 54F
我一直想到Charlie's Angel Cameron Diaz的那個機器髦牛
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04/04 13:42, , 55F
那段，哎啊KLC如果在AI舞台上這樣甩一定拿Idol（誤）
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04/04 13:44, , 56F
KLC這樣搞的話，全場會血流成河吧 XD
04/04 13:44, 56F
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04/04 13:45, , 57F
應該把這個mp3拿去給XX遊樂園，牛仔騎馬的遊戲可以用:P
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哪天我要是真的去玩的時候聽到這首，我應該會哭出來吧 XDDDD
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04/04 13:49, , 59F
我又在聽卡莉澳男的現場了，唉
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（拍拍）L大我懂，七天前我也是瘋狂聽澳男:P
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（聽+看澳男的現場......再拿出來看一下好了 XDD）
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七天前？WATC？那首還好啦
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04/04 13:52, , 63F
剛剛在AI討論區還有美國鄉民說AI不該讓他唱這首歌
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因為這是闔家觀賞的節目XD
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我也在聽卡莉的現場ㄟXD
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WATC完全符合我俗氣的口味啊 :PPPP
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為什麼闔家觀賞就不可以唱那首歌？XD
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因為那是首講一夜情的歌 XD
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這大概是網路上能找到畫質最好的XD
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04/04 14:02, , 71F
噢拜託啊這也太扯 XD
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04/04 14:05, , 72F
這就是奇怪的美國人啊（茶）
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04/04 14:09, , 73F
這就是奇怪的美國人啊（茶）
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04/04 14:15, , 74F
媽啊連續六個wrong，搞的老娘整個都wrong了（毆）
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^^^^完全沒有當別人學長的架式啊XD
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04/04 14:24, , 76F
^^^^用「奴家」比較有味道XD
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04/04 14:38, , 77F
奴家可能是 g 尼要用的:P 然後N大不要在旁邊囉唆XDDDD
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04/04 14:50, , 78F
http://0rz.tw/533Ph 賞t大一張圖 XD
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你自己喜歡吧XD
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（接）他當過model喔?? 2006年八月號
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04/04 18:05, , 81F
Camile沒有那麼糟啊><
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04/05 00:41, , 82F
我愛Camile!!
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希望對您有幫助 http://go2.tw/goz
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11/28 16:45, , 84F
這就是奇怪的美國人啊（ https://muxiv.com
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