台灣女星一貫的伎倆
一出道都先打清純牌
學生妹、少男殺手、小公主、甜美可愛
出兩張左右用裝甜美歌聲的專輯
裡面10首有10首都是男女情愛的靡靡之音
毫無音樂性可言
接下來拍幾個純情的偶像劇
扮演那種又傻又可愛的角色
拍戲期間藉著跟男主角的誹聞再撈一筆
在沒宣傳的空檔期間
就賣書
那種跟文學完全沾不上邊的書
像是教你減肥、教你把胸部變大、教你英文、教你煮菜、教你跳舞
大多都是沒腦的內容
圖片最多、頂格最兇、胡扯一堆
就這樣幾個輪迴
快撐不下去不紅的時候
就開始把身上的衣服脫掉
先露個肩膀
再露個大腿
畫上那噁心的黑眼影熊貓裝
開始亂跳一些有的沒有的熱舞
號稱成熟小女人風格
這個時候許多人就憑著那乳溝跟屁股
再騙一把
再撐不下去
就把同一套東西拿去大陸、菲律賓、東南亞
內地演唱會
內地拍戲
自以為很忙
反正台灣人也是會有清醒的時候
拿去虎濫很俗氣的大陸仔也是OK的
再撐不下去
就開始轉主持談話性節目
胡亂放話讓蘋果日報跟壹週刊來寫
要不然就拍很火辣的電影、內衣廣告
再撐不下去
就接沙沙亞椰奶、網路遊戲、展場、工地秀
拍本土戲劇拍個三四千集
再撐下不去就去投靠大哥、家族
讓那些大哥或家族製作人幹一幹
好表演個才藝
再撐不下去就到處給人搞
看哪個豪門弟子還是企業家二代還是ABC小開
涉世未深保險套破洞
不小心中標爆炸
死賴活賴凹一個嫁入豪門
嫁進去被打也OK
人家不承認你也可以
還可以回到前面的步驟炒新聞再凹最後一把
再撐不下去就去唱紅包場、去新加坡唱鄧麗君的歌
再撐不下去就鬧自殺
再撐不下去就真的自殺 還可以再回到前面的步驟炒新聞再凹一把
身體好了就宣布復出演藝圈 再回到前面的步驟炒新聞再凹一把
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