[吐嘈] 異曲同工的跳針歌

看板TuTsau (吐槽)作者ayuperfect (王國之心就是吐巴殺嘛= =)時間14年前 (2011/04/30 13:00)推噓18(18推 0噓 12→)

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1. Sisqo - Thong Song (丁字褲歌) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

好﹐嚴格說的話﹐這首歌跳針的程度還不算多﹐ 只是歌詞本身仍然非常沒意義﹐全部都在物化女性。 "baby讓我看妳的丁字褲丁字褲~" 請跟腥伯聯絡﹐謝謝。 2. Rebecca Black - Friday (星期五) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

這首歌我之前吐過了﹐所以這邊就不重複說明。曲子普通﹐歌詞嚴重無腦流水文。 "星期五星期五~每個人都要去party~" 無限跳針一樣﹐請跟腥伯聯絡﹐他寂寞很久了。 3. Jenna Rose - My Jeans (我的牛仔褲) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

幹這歌詞簡直就是扼殺聽眾腦細胞的生化武器簡單翻譯跟歸納一下﹐就是 "啊我逛街的時候看到一條很想要的牛仔褲啊這個明星也穿過哇那個明星也穿過我的天不敢相信她們跟我穿一樣的牛仔褲我的天我的天我的天牛仔褲牛仔褲牛仔褲跟我一樣跟我一樣跟我一樣" 就這樣跳針跳針跳針...實在么壽然後歌聲也是非常失敗...這真的可以稱為歌聲嗎﹖﹖唐老鴨都比較好聽吧不過Rebecca Black跟Jenna Rose都還只是兩個死小孩﹐ 白痴一點也是不意外。但那個Sisqo就沒藉口了啊。幾歲的人了﹐唱的歌跟那些死小孩的一樣沒營養。甚至可以說Sisqo的歌更糟。啊對了﹐講到牛仔褲﹐ 腥伯的什麼台中還是哪裡的明星服飾還有在營業嗎﹖ 有的話Jenna Rose也可以跟腥伯聯絡買褲子。最後附上牛仔褲的完整歌詞不想看的可以直接按end ===================================================================== Staring out my window I brush my hair Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don’t know what to wear Commercial shows on my T.V. about these cool designer jeans That I put on at the mall, change the channel and I see Hannah Montana’s wearing my jeans Ashley Tisdale’s wearing my jeans Keke Palmer’s wearing my jeans I just can’t believe they wore those jeans like me! O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 She wore those jeans like me Staring at the mall window I finger through a smile I thought about how cool I’d look if I had them on right now I’m anxious, excited, they’re on my mind It feels like Heelys are racing on my spine I just can’t wait to call these my jeans Everyone can look at me and my jeans I can go anywhere in my jeans But I still can’t believe she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) (x4) She wore those jeans like me One, here comes the two to the three Not, it’s the T-R-I-double G Why? She got those cool new jeans that sittin’ in the J-E-T but she’s fly You might see me in a video, tv show, MTV, Nick, HBO Jenna could be a model in a fashion show, look there she goes ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me I bet she’s mad ‘cause I look fab Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine look new and hers just look so o-old, so o-old, so old Oh my, look at those jeans They should be posted in magazines Matter of fact, let me get my phone You can strike a pose, smile for the camera, FREEZE! What, Trig bought a new Blackberry? (x3) Ah, just take the picture already! Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream when I bought those jeans With my new ice creams and I looked so good when I hit the scene So fresh, so clean, all eyes on me Then I turned on my T.V. What do I see, the Black Eyed Peas? And Jay Z? I just can’t believe they wore they jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 She wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 -- 太上老君: 我絕不會輸給妲己因為我不會跟她打 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 24.7.48.113

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