[吐嘈] 異曲同工的跳針歌

看板TuTsau (吐槽)作者 (王國之心就是吐巴殺嘛= =)時間14年前 (2011/04/30 13:00), 編輯推噓18(18012)
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1. Sisqo - Thong Song (丁字褲歌) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
好﹐嚴格說的話﹐這首歌跳針的程度還不算多﹐ 只是歌詞本身仍然非常沒意義﹐全部都在物化女性。 "baby讓我看妳的丁字褲丁字褲~" 請跟腥伯聯絡﹐謝謝。 2. Rebecca Black - Friday (星期五) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
這首歌我之前吐過了﹐所以這邊就不重複說明。 曲子普通﹐歌詞嚴重無腦流水文。 "星期五星期五~每個人都要去party~" 無限跳針 一樣﹐請跟腥伯聯絡﹐他寂寞很久了。 3. Jenna Rose - My Jeans (我的牛仔褲) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
幹 這歌詞簡直就是扼殺聽眾腦細胞的生化武器 簡單翻譯跟歸納一下﹐就是 "啊我逛街的時候看到一條很想要的牛仔褲 啊這個明星也穿過 哇那個明星也穿過 我的天 不敢相信她們跟我穿一樣的牛仔褲 我的天我的天我的天 牛仔褲牛仔褲牛仔褲 跟我一樣跟我一樣跟我一樣" 就這樣跳針跳針跳針...實在么壽 然後歌聲也是非常失敗...這真的可以稱為歌聲嗎﹖﹖唐老鴨都比較好聽吧 不過Rebecca Black跟Jenna Rose都還只是兩個死小孩﹐ 白痴一點也是不意外。 但那個Sisqo就沒藉口了啊。 幾歲的人了﹐唱的歌跟那些死小孩的一樣沒營養。 甚至可以說Sisqo的歌更糟。 啊對了﹐講到牛仔褲﹐ 腥伯的什麼台中還是哪裡的明星服飾還有在營業嗎﹖ 有的話Jenna Rose也可以跟腥伯聯絡買褲子。 最後附上牛仔褲的完整歌詞 不想看的可以直接按end ===================================================================== Staring out my window I brush my hair Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don’t know what to wear Commercial shows on my T.V. about these cool designer jeans That I put on at the mall, change the channel and I see Hannah Montana’s wearing my jeans Ashley Tisdale’s wearing my jeans Keke Palmer’s wearing my jeans I just can’t believe they wore those jeans like me! O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 She wore those jeans like me Staring at the mall window I finger through a smile I thought about how cool I’d look if I had them on right now I’m anxious, excited, they’re on my mind It feels like Heelys are racing on my spine I just can’t wait to call these my jeans Everyone can look at me and my jeans I can go anywhere in my jeans But I still can’t believe she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) (x4) She wore those jeans like me One, here comes the two to the three Not, it’s the T-R-I-double G Why? She got those cool new jeans that sittin’ in the J-E-T but she’s fly You might see me in a video, tv show, MTV, Nick, HBO Jenna could be a model in a fashion show, look there she goes ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me I bet she’s mad ‘cause I look fab Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine look new and hers just look so o-old, so o-old, so old Oh my, look at those jeans They should be posted in magazines Matter of fact, let me get my phone You can strike a pose, smile for the camera, FREEZE! What, Trig bought a new Blackberry? (x3) Ah, just take the picture already! Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream when I bought those jeans With my new ice creams and I looked so good when I hit the scene So fresh, so clean, all eyes on me Then I turned on my T.V. What do I see, the Black Eyed Peas? And Jay Z? I just can’t believe they wore they jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 She wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) O-M-G (oh oh ohhh) she wore those jeans like me Like me (me) (me) (me) x4 -- 太上老君: 我絕不會輸給妲己 因為我不會跟她打 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 24.7.48.113

04/30 13:47, , 1F
牛仔褲小鬼的眼袋怎麼這麼深啊...
04/30 13:47, 1F

04/30 15:06, , 2F
還是Friday樂勝
04/30 15:06, 2F

04/30 15:36, , 3F
是在台東XD 但應該關門了吧(?)
04/30 15:36, 3F

04/30 15:37, , 4F
第一首真的很糟糕 = =
04/30 15:37, 4F

04/30 15:50, , 5F
憊鄙憊鄙憊鄙喔~憊鄙憊鄙憊鄙喔~憊鄙憊鄙憊鄙喔~憊鄙喔~~
04/30 15:50, 5F

04/30 15:59, , 6F
樓上舉的也是跳針代表﹐最近跳針歌真的多到誇張..
04/30 15:59, 6F

04/30 21:02, , 7F
連詞都不願多想一點 這種歌好懶..不喜歡
04/30 21:02, 7F

04/30 22:32, , 8F
牛仔褲小鬼好像吸毒喔...該抓去勒戒吧
04/30 22:32, 8F

04/30 22:41, , 9F
尤其是一堆沒意義的蠢詞最多 連我這個SNSD飯都覺得
04/30 22:41, 9F

04/30 22:41, , 10F
Mr.Taxi真是一首弱智的歌 除非你說這是人看不懂的
04/30 22:41, 10F

04/30 22:42, , 11F
前衛藝術
04/30 22:42, 11F

04/30 22:52, , 12F
這種MV其實很有意義,讓我們知道原來外國小孩不是都像電影
04/30 22:52, 12F

04/30 22:53, , 13F
電視中那樣男的帥、女的正,還是很多一臉欠揍的
04/30 22:53, 13F

05/01 10:33, , 14F
XDDDDDDDD 第一首蠢得超好笑的 不但跳針 唱不好的地方
05/01 10:33, 14F

05/01 10:33, , 15F
還反而不合音
05/01 10:33, 15F

05/01 10:36, , 16F
第三首真的是超級生化武器 嘖嘖
05/01 10:36, 16F

05/01 11:35, , 17F
牛仔褲那首怎麼感覺歌詞很酸XDDD
05/01 11:35, 17F

05/01 11:36, , 18F
她本意應該不是酸,而是說她跟那些明星一樣有品味之類
05/01 11:36, 18F

05/01 11:38, , 19F
牛仔褲的RAP那段MV好爛= =
05/01 11:38, 19F

05/01 11:39, , 20F
我都會把這種歌當作藉機酸同類人用的耶XD
05/01 11:39, 20F

05/01 15:05, , 21F
第三個小鬼長的真是醜到有剩...看她唱歌的嘴臉好想把他
05/01 15:05, 21F

05/01 15:05, , 22F
巴下去= =
05/01 15:05, 22F

05/01 15:33, , 23F
Friday影片的評論現在很精彩XDD
05/01 15:33, 23F

05/01 20:05, , 24F
複製人世代的歌詞弱智歌詞也不是一天兩天的事了~~
05/01 20:05, 24F

05/01 22:10, , 25F
推A大的精采兔曹 而且火力猛到連馨伯都中槍 XD
05/01 22:10, 25F

05/02 02:41, , 26F
第3個小鬼~好想扁她 推醜到有剩
05/02 02:41, 26F

05/02 02:43, , 27F
第2個聲音像鴨子 長的又路人
05/02 02:43, 27F

05/02 02:53, , 28F
第三個這麼小黑眼圈和眼袋就如此重 囧a
05/02 02:53, 28F

05/02 18:06, , 29F
第二首其中一則評論好賤"this song killed bin laden"XD
05/02 18:06, 29F

05/07 08:07, , 30F
美國人進軍中東的生化武器..........
05/07 08:07, 30F
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