[閒聊] Piers Morgan的艾美獎趣聞

看板EAseries (歐美影集)作者tearsofeos (@NYC)時間16年前 (2010/09/09 09:33)推噓7(7推 0噓 0→)

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前幾天看到Piers Morgan發表去參加Emmy Award的blog文章, 覺得頗有趣有時間可以去看看 htt p://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1308741/PIERS-MORGAN- I-said-Ricky-Gervais-Youre-walking-sneering-antidote-PC-slapping.html ?ito=feeds-newsxml http://tiny.cc/dc1t4 (縮) 節錄幾段順便翻一下 1. 在艾美獎門口check-in時遇到了Allison Janney(The West Wing): I knew it was going to be one of those truly memorable nights when I arrived at the tight security check-in and bumped straight in to Allison Janney - who played the brilliant White House chief of staff CJ Cregg in my all-time favourite U.S. series, The West Wing. 'I'm so excited to meet you I think I might cry,' I blubbered, like some crazed stalker. "看到你真的是讓我覺得興奮得要哭了" 'YOU'RE excited?' she laughed. ' I love your show, I'm the excited one around here.' "你很興奮? 我很愛你的節目,我才是那個該興奮的那個人" 'Allison, you're one of the greatest actresses in TV history. I judge piano-playing pigs and men who set fire to their underpants with gunpowder. Please do not try and equate these two things in any sensible manner.' "Allison, 你是電視歷史裡最偉大的女演員之一, 我幫彈鋼琴的豬與用火藥在自己內褲上點火的人打分數, 在任何合理的情況下都不應該嘗試把兩者做比較" 'Well, I'm still excited.' "well, 我仍然很興奮" 2.在Party裡遇見Ricky Gervais "Please do something outrageous,' I begged "拜託做一些驚世駭俗的事" 'You're a walking, sneering antidote to all the politically correct back-slapping.' "你是一個對所有讓人安心的政治正確的活生生的高級解毒劑" (這句話超好笑, 讓我想到Ricky在典禮上調侃Mel Gibson的情況) 'I've got a few ideas,' he chuckled. 'Nothing major, but I hope I might get a laugh or two.' "我有一些想法, 不是很大, 但是也許會讓我得到一些笑聲" 3.Jon Hamm(Mad Men)從旁邊走過 I said hello, and went through my already embarrassing 'I'm so excited to meet you' routine. (Trouble is, I was.) 我經歷了"我很興奮見到你"的例行公事可是我是真的很興奮 Hamm looks like an old-fashioned Clark Gable kind of movie star - tall, brooding, and with a ferociously strong handshake. And everywhere he walked, women instantly began swooning. Hamm就像是Clark Gable那種舊式的電影明星 'Donald Draper's my hero,' I sighed as we chatted. 'For many of the wrong reasons, but still my hero.' "Donald Draper是我的偶像, 也許是為了很多不正確的理由, 但是仍是我的偶像" He nodded and patted me understandingly on the shoulder. 他點點頭並拍了我的肩膀表式理解 4.Jonathan Pryce(Return to Cranford) 'Quite a party,' he said. "很不錯的party" Yes,' I replied. 'I've already met CJ Cregg and Donald Draper. Can't really get any better than that...' "是阿, 我已經見到了CJ Cregg與Donald Draper, 這個晚上已經不能比這更有趣了" 'I've only met you and Cat Deeley so far,' said Jonathan. "我到現在只見到了你(Piers Morgan)跟Cat Deeley" 'I guess your evening CAN get better then.' "那我想你的夜晚"會"變得更好" 'Sincerely hope so...' "我也這樣期盼" 5.在倒馬丁尼時遇到Lisa Edelstein(House) 'My wife will be thrilled we've met,' I said, 'we're both massive fans.' "我妻子會很開心我們見到面, 我們兩位是忠實的影迷" 'How nice, where is she?' "真好她現在在哪裡?" 'Back home in London.' "倫敦" 'Well let's send her a photo then...' she grinned, mischief etched all over her face. "那我們寄個照片給她" (頑皮樣) 'Look into my eyes and I'll pretend to kiss you,' she said. "看著我的眼睛然後我會假裝要親你" In my former career as a tabloid journalist, I would of course have made my excuses and left. Thank goodness I no longer have such limitations. I sent the photo to Celia. 'I wish Hugh Laurie could see this too,' I laughed. "我希望Hugh Laurie也能看到這張照片" 'You know him?' she replied. "你認識他?" 'Of course, we're Brits, we all know each other. And he'll go mad when he sees this.' "當然, 我們是英國佬, 我們都認識彼此, 而當他看到這個時他會生氣" 6.在NBC的Party遇到Hugh Laurie(House) Soon afterwards, I left to attend the equally glittering NBC party down the road. And there, by delicious coincidence, was Hugh Laurie. 'Ah, Hugh, great timing.' "Hugh, 時機剛好" 'Oh yes,' he replied, instantly suspicious. 'Why?' "是嗎, 為何" (立刻起了疑心樣) 'I've got something on my phone that's going to ruin your night.' "在我電話裡有一樣東西會毀了你的夜晚" 'What is it?' he said, grimacing. "是什麼?"(苦瓜臉樣) 'Take a look.' I showed him the photo. "你看" 'Who's the woman?' "這個女生是誰?" 'Look closer.' "看仔細一些" He peered intensely through the dim light. 'It's not?' "不是…?" 'It is.' "就是… " 'You b*****d, Morgan!' "你這個雜碎, Morgan" ------------------------------------------------------------------- 題外話剛剛看到新聞, Morgan先生會是Larry King的繼任者..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11234671 Well played, Sir. 題外話2 House 的新promo(global tv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrLjWmMhIzA