Re: [推薦] 又白又宅
: Weird al yankovic - White n nerdy 又白又宅 蠻好笑的
: You see me mowin' my front lawn
: I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
: White and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
: Look at me I'm white and nerdy
: I wanna roll with the gangstas
: But so far they all think I'm too
: White and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: I'm just too white and nerdy
: Really, really white and nerdy
: First in my class here at MIT
: Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
: M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
: Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
: My rims never spin, to the contrary
: You'll find that they're quite stationary
: All of my action figures are cherry
: Stephen Hawking's in my library
: My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
: Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
: Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
: Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
: I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
: I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
: Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
: My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
: There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
: At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
: Do vector calculus just for fun
: I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
: Happy Days is my favorite theme song
: I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
: I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
: I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
: Here's the part I sing on...
: You see me roll on my Segway
: I know in my heart they think I'm
: White and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
: Look at me I'm white and nerdy
: I'd like to roll with the gangstas
: Although it's apparent I'm too
: White and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: I'm just too white and nerdy
: How'd I get so white and nerdy
: I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
: You know I collect 'em
: The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
: My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
: Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
: I edit Wikipedia
: I memorized Holy Grail really well
: I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
: I got a business doing websites (websites)
: When my friends need some code, who do they call?
: I do HTML for 'em all
: Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
: I got myself a fanny pack
: They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
: Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
: Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
: I'm nerdy in the extreme
: Whiter than sour cream
: I was in AV club and glee club
: And even the chess team
: Only question I ever thought was hard
: Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
: Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
: Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin'
: And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
: White and nerdy
: Just because I'm white and nerdy
: Just because I'm white and nerdy
: All because I'm white and nerdy
: Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
: I wanna bowl with the gangstas
: But oh well, it's obvious I'm
: White and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: Think I'm just too white and nerdy
: I'm just too white and nerdy
: Look at me I'm white and nerdy
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A:你要吃燒臘嘛???
B:喔...抱歉...我不吃辣...
A:.......
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