[轉錄]Re: 喬治死了...

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: holysolo (小方) 看板: joke 標題: Re: 喬治死了... 時間: Fri May 2 09:18:00 2008 ※ 引述《ILoveYou77 (我愛你啊)》之銘言： : Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized. : Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George. : When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over." : Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George." : Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes." : Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over." : Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not : hi\ : m." : Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes." : The cops were confused and called both Mike and John. : The captain said "Are you sure that's not George." : Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?" : Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear : people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!" 喬治死於一場火災.他的身體被燒得無法辨認. 因此條子叫他的兩個朋友過來認屍. 麥克叫條子"翻了他".條子如他所願. 麥克看了看他的屁屁說不是他.條子問你怎知道不是他? 麥克答:他有2個屁眼. 接下來輪到約翰. 約翰也說:"翻了他" 也看了他的屁屁說:不是他. 條子也問:你怎知道不是喬治? 約翰說:他有兩個屁眼條子疑惑的叫麥克和約翰過來條子長官問說:真的不是他? 兩人答:是的. 條子長官問:因為它有兩個屁眼?怎可能? 他們說:因為當我們三人去村莊時人們總說:喔.喬治跟他的兩個屁眼(混蛋)來了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.14.15.73