[劇研] 104-part 01

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104 The One With George Stephanopoulos -PART 01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally written by Alexa Junge. Transcribed by guineapig. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRE-INTRO-SCENE: CENTRAL PERK (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT JOEY) MONICA: Alright. Phoebe? PHOEBE: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! ROSS: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? CHANDLER: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. RACHEL: See, there's always one guy. (MOCKING) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (ENTER JOEY) ALL: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. MONICA: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? JOEY: Probably kill myself! MONICA: ..Excuse me? JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. JOEY: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.. (INTRO) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK (ROSS AND MONICA ARE WATCHING PHOEBE SLEEP) MONICA: How does she do that? ROSS: I cannot sleep in a public place. MONICA: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. PHOEBE: (WAKING AND STARTLING THEM) Oh! What what what! ...Hi. ROSS: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again. MONICA: What's going on with you? PHOEBE: I got no sleep last night! ROSS: Why? PHOEBE: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! MONICA: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. PHOEBE: Thanks. (ENTER CHANDLER AND JOEY. JOEY IS COUNTING HIS STEPS) JOEY: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. CHANDLER: You got waaaay too much free time. JOEY: (TO ROSS) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you. CHANDLER: Happy birthday, pal! JOEY: We love you, man. (KISSES HIM) ROSS: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. JOEY: So? ROSS: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? CHANDLER: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty". ROSS: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? MONICA: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember. ROSS: Ohhh. JOEY: What's wrong with the twentieth? CHANDLER: Eleven days before Hallowe'en.. all the good costumes are gone? ROSS: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (JOEY IS PUZZLED) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. JOEY: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! CHANDLER: (TRYING TO STOP ROSS LEAVING) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, (PRETENDING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH) huh? huh? huh? ROSS: What are you doing? CHANDLER: (STOPS) I have no idea. JOEY: C'mon, Ross! ROSS: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? CHANDLER: You got it. (RACHEL RUNS UP CLUTCHING AN ENVELOPE) RACHEL: Look look look look look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! PHOEBE: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. MONICA: Wow, you worked in a mine? PHOEBE: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? RACHEL: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally- (OPENS ENVELOPE) -not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. CHANDLER: (LOOKING) Oh, this is not that bad. JOEY: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. ROSS: You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Yeah, yeah. ROSS: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. ALL: Oh! Yeah! (THEY GET THEIR WALLETS OUT AND GIVE GENEROUS TIPS) BOYS: Hockey! (THEY GO TO LEAVE BUT ARE BLOCKED BY LESLIE, KIKI AND JOANNE. A PAUSE AS THE BOYS STARE AT THEM) Hockey! Hockey. (EXIT BOYS) LESLIE: (LOOKING ROUND) Rachel? RACHEL: Oh my God! (RACHEL, LESLIE, KIKI AND JOANNE ALL SCREAM AND HUG EACH OTHER) MONICA: (TO PHOEBE) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. RACHEL: What are you guys doing here? KIKI: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true! JOANNE: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. RACHEL: (TO (PREGNANT) LESLIE) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it! LESLIE: I know. I know! I'm a duplex. RACHEL: (TO JOANNE) So what's going on with you? JOANNE: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (POINTS TO HERSELF; THEY ALL SCREAM) KIKI: And while we're on the subject of news.. (HOLDS UP HER FINGER TO SHOW A RING; THEY ALL SCREAM) PHOEBE: (TO MONICA) Look, look, I have elbows! (THEY SCREAM) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.24.200.51 ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 114.24.200.51 (08/27 12:13) ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 114.24.200.51 (08/27 12:50) ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 114.24.196.234 (09/03 10:30)