Re: [劇研] 106-part 01 (翻譯)

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※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： The One With the Butt 屁股 -------------------------------------------------- Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: guineapig --------------------------------------------------- [Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.] [場景：一家戲院，大夥在觀眾席看戲，等著喬伊出場] Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting! （看節目單）唔！看！看！看！看，有喬伊的照片！真令人興奮啊！ Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom... 你總是能鎖定幾個從來沒看過他戲劇作品的人。特徵：毫無恐懼、對於末日的來臨毫無知覺... Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud! 標題上的驚嘆號嚇到我了。（比劃）知道嗎，他不只是佛洛依德，而是『佛洛依德！』 (The lights dim.) （場燈暗） Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen. 喔，噓，噓。奇蹟即將發生了 (The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.) （舞台上的燈亮，喬伊，演佛洛依德，正在對一名女病患說話） Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.) 好，愛娃，偶們進行的粉順利，而且偶跟你說，你的問題揮常清此。（開始唱歌跳舞） All you want is a dingle, 你要的就是附寶貝 What you envy's a schwang, 你嫉妒的是那話兒 A thing through which you can tinkle, 有了它就能夠撒尿 Or play with, or simply let hang... 或把玩或閒晃在那 Opening Credits [Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.] [場景：戲院裡，表演結束大家鼓掌。當演員走了之後，大家沈重的坐了下來] Rachel: God. I feel violated. 老天，我覺得被冒犯了 Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do? 還有其他人覺得想把自己的皮膚剝下來，讓自己有點事做嗎？ Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock. （看著房間對面的女人）羅斯，十點鐘 Ross: Is it? Feels like two. 是嗎？才兩點吧 Chandler: No, ten o'clock. 不，十點鐘 Ross: What? 什麼？ Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock! （嘆氣比手勢解釋）有個漂亮女人在八、九、十點鐘方向！ Ross: Oh. Hel-lo! 喔，你好啊！ Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! 她真漂亮！她讓我的夢中情人看起來像又矮又肥的禿頭佬！ Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone. 好，去她那邊啊！她身邊沒有伴 Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.' 喔對，那要用什麼當開場白？「對不起，巴拉巴拉巴拉拉」 Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it! 喔，拜託。她也是人，你做的到！ Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here. 喔，拜託，她能不能再非我族類點呢？羅斯，快掩護我。 Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years. 他再過一百萬年也把不到那種女人啦 Chandler: Thank you, buddy. 謝啦，老兄。 Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys. 喔，喔，但是呢，你總是會看到些超漂亮的女人跟超不起眼的傢伙在一起，你也可以像他們一樣。 Monica: You could do that! 你做的到啦！ Chandler: Y'think? 真的嗎？ All: Yeah! 對啦！ Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue... 天啊，不敢相信我居然在考慮了...我非常非常在意我的言行... Ross: C'mon! C'mon! 快上！快上！ Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.) 我去囉。（她走到他旁邊但只站在那） Aurora: ...Yes? ...有事嗎？ Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh... (He clears his throat noisily)...hi. 嗨...嗯...好吧，下一句...要說...錢德！我叫做錢德，而且，呃...（他清清喉嚨）...嗨 Aurora: Yes, you said that. 是，你說過了 Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh.. would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.) 對，我說過了，但我沒說過的是我想要說的，我想要說的是，呃...你要不要偶爾跟我出去約會，謝謝，晚安！（他走回去大家旁邊，但美女叫他回去） Aurora: Chandler? 錢德？ (Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.) （喬伊從幕後走出來。大家馬上開始說話） All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard! 嘿！你演了一齣戲！我不知道你會跳舞！你有鬍子耶！ Joey: Whadja think? 感覺怎樣？ (Pause) （暫停） All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard! ...嘿！你演了一齣戲！我不知道你會跳舞！你有鬍子耶！ Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head. 拜託，各位，沒那麼糟吧。這個比我跟山怪演的那部好的多吧，至少看的到臉 All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head. （同意）看到臉了。看到臉了。 Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.) （跑回來）她答應了！！她答應了！！（對喬伊）好爛的戲，老兄。哇。（對大家）她叫做歐若拉，她是個義大利人，她這樣子叫我名字「錢～德兒」「錢～德兒」。我想我喜歡那樣。（對喬伊）喔，聽著，接待員要我把這個拿給你。（他從口袋拿出一張名片） Rachel: What is it? 那是什麼？ Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! 愛絲特里歐娜演藝事務所。哇，經紀公司給我名片耶！也許他們要簽我！ Phoebe: Based on this play? ...Based on this play! 因為這場戲嗎？ ...因為這場戲啊！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.167.122.14

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