[劇研] 106-part 04
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning,
Monica is getting the door.]
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
Monica: For what?
Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day!
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want,
just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates!
(He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.)
My eyes!! My eyes!!
Monica: I warned you...
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Who is being loud?
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica.
Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things,
Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan,
so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay?
Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments
that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?
Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.
And I've just wasted about thirty-five of them
talking to you people, so,
uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?
(He has armloads of stuff.)
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler?
Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you
to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...
But I'm not gonna do that.
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl!
(He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready?
Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.
Director: Lose the robe.
Joey: Me?
Director: That would work.
Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.)
And the robe is lost.
Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.
Let's roll it.. water's working (The shower starts)..
and... action.
(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
Director: No, that was clenching.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know?
I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...
I think his butt would be angry here.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch.
Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut.
What was that?
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
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