Re: [劇研] 111-part 02 (翻譯)

看板wearefriends (Friends 六人行)作者samchiu (閒祭秋)時間13年前 (2012/07/06 01:04)推噓5(5推 0噓 11→)

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※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.] [莫妮卡和瑞秋家，莫妮卡和菲碧正告訴大家昏迷男的事] Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 這城市裡難道沒有清醒男人夠你們兩個用嗎？ Monica: He doesn't have anyone. 沒有人來看他嘛。 Phoebe: Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible. 對啊，我...我們覺得要負點責任。 Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo. 我不敢相信你們說了嗚嗚。連我都不會說嗚嗚了。 Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV) 喔，她出場了！她出場了！(打開電視) Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. (電視裡) 大夥們，待會回來我們要聊聊她的新書《性福大解放》：永遠都令人期待的諾拉泰勒炳。你也許為了這個要趕快叫小孩子上床囉。 (Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler) (大家都安靜下來看，除了錢德之外) Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 知道嗎，我們不用看這個吧。每個電影頻道都在播《老闆度假去》耶。 Rachel: No way, forget it. 不可能，算了吧。 Joey: C'mon, she's your mom! 拜託，她是你媽耶！ Chandler: Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No? 沒錯。《老闆度假去》耶！一個死人胯下被打了二三十次耶！不看嗎？ Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool! 錢德，我一定要跟你說，我愛死你媽的書了！我愛死你媽的書了！我沒有帶一本就沒辦法坐飛機！我是說，這實在太讚了！ Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 是啦，很好，你不可能會覺得讚如果你十一歲時所有的朋友都在傳閱第七十九頁的「賤人女士」 Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast. 拜託，錢德，我愛你媽媽。我覺得他是個狠角色。 Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. 你會那樣說是因為她不是你媽。 Ross: Oh, please... 喔，拜託... (Rachel opens the door to Paolo) (瑞秋替保羅開門) Paolo: Bona sera. (義大利文)晚安。 Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss) 喔，嗨，親愛的。(他們接吻) Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? 通心粉先生是什麼時候從羅馬回來的？ Monica: Last night. 昨天晚上。 Ross: Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew. 啊，所以那時候他的飛機沒有炸成一團大火球？... 只是我做的夢啊... 但是，呼 Phoebe: Hey hey hey! She's on! 嘿嘿嘿！她來了！ Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing! 啊！諾拉炳！ Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you- you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about? (電視裡) ...說說那個是怎麼回事... 你在倫敦被逮捕？那到底是怎麼了呢？ Phoebe: Your mom was arrested? 你媽被逮捕過？ Chandler: Shhh, busy beaming with pride. 噓，正忙著驕傲的笑呢。 Mrs. Bing: (on TV) ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... (電視裡) ...這真的有點丟人現眼，但是偶爾在我跟一個男人炒飯之後... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? 這樣她為什麼說那丟人現眼？ All: Shhh. 噓 Mrs. Bing: (on TV) ...I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken. (電視裡) ...我就會突然很想吃宮保雞丁。 Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! 說得太詳細了啦！ Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? (電視裡) 好的，那你現在正在做這本書的巡迴宣傳嘛，進行的怎麼樣呢？ Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate- but I get to see my son, who I love... (電視裡) 喔，很好啊。我明天就要動身去紐約了，雖然我討厭那... 不過我可以見到我兒子，我愛他... All: Awww! 噢！ Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone. 一定要這樣我才會知道嗎，大部分媽媽都打電話啦 Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... (電視裡) 知道嗎，不要誤會了，我...我就是不能想像你是為人母親的人... 我不是要說...我不是要說壞話... Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms. (電視裡) 喔不，我是個超級棒的媽媽！我幫我兒子買了他的第一個保險套。 (The gang turn to look at Chandler) (一幫人轉頭過去看錢德) Chandler: ...And then he burst into flames. ...然後他就爆炸成熊熊火焰。 [Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background. It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.] [場景: 醫院裡，接下來是一堆莫妮卡和菲碧去醫院探望昏迷男的剪輯在背景播放。從莫妮卡幫他讀報開始。] Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports. 來看看。國會正在爭論一條削減赤字的法案... 市長想要再漲地鐵票價... 今天的高溫高達45度... 還有...喔，球隊在比賽。 [Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica] [接著是一個他們拖了一盆巨大植物進房的鏡頭，接著莫妮卡在織毛衣，然後菲碧唱歌，然後菲碧邊幫他刮鬍子邊跟莫妮卡聊天] Phoebe: What about Glen? He could be a Glen. 葛倫怎麼樣？他可能叫做葛倫。 Monica: Nah... not-not special enough. 不... 不...不夠特別。 Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon? 唔！那阿加門儂怎麼樣？ Monica: Waaay too special. 太～特別了啦。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.250.174.41 ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 111.250.174.41 (07/06 01:05)

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alejandroW

07/06 12:16, , 1^F

07/06 12:16, 1^F

咦？難道是我眼花多看到一個no啊還是自動當成unconscious了已更正謝謝

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Chiannti

07/07 00:46, , 2^F

07/07 00:46, 2^F

沒想到這層含義耶拿到第一個保險套就慾火焚身？是這樣嗎？ ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 118.167.123.40 (07/07 02:17)

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