Re: [劇研] 111-part 03 (翻譯)

看板wearefriends (Friends 六人行)作者samchiu (閒祭秋)時間13年前 (2012/07/15 19:26)推噓3(3推 0噓 4→)

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※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 111- part 03 [Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.] [場景：墨西哥餐廳，莫妮卡、菲碧、喬伊、錢德和他媽在場] Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want... (Looks at Chandler's menu) 我餓壞了，吃什麼好呢...(看錢德的菜單) Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken. 拜託老天，千萬不要是宮保雞丁 Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think? 喔，你看了那個節目啊！覺得怎樣呢？ Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little. 呃，我覺得你需要從你的殼裡再出來一些。 Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place. (進來) 現在是怎樣？只有你會挑上這種地方。 Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 唔，少來，閉嘴，很好玩啊。來抱一下。 (他們都坐下) 呃，我覺得我們準備好可以喝龍舌蘭酒了。 Chandler: I know I am. 我知道我好了。 Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots? 誰要來幾杯呢？ Monica: Yeah. 要。 Phoebe: I'm in. 我也要。 Mrs. Bing: There y'go. Ross? 換你囉。羅斯？ Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy. 呃，我真的不是那種愛來幾杯的傢伙。 (Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered) (瑞秋和保羅進來，兩個人都有一些激動) Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time. 嗨！抱歉...抱歉我們遲到了，我們，餓，只是有點，知道嘛，忘記了時間。 Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot) ...但人是會變的。 (一飲而盡) [Time lapse. Ross is now clearly drunk. He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a jeweller's eye.] [時間過去。羅斯現在很明顯醉了。他舉高一個酒杯像當珠寶商的眼鏡。] Ross: Anyone want me to appraise anything? 有誰要我幫他們估價嗎？ (Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her hand) (瑞秋餵了些東西給保羅。他吃掉並舔舔她的手。) Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. 柄太太，我一定要跟你說，我讀了你寫的所有作品。不，我是說真的！我是說，當我讀《午夜高潮》時，我想要的就是當一個作家。 Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 喔，拜託，甜心，聽好，如果我做的到，誰都可以。你只要從半打歐洲城市開始，加進三十個男性生殖器的婉稱，然後砰！你就寫好一本自己的書了。 Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen. 我母親，各位女士先生。 [Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.] [切換到柄媽正在講電話] Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226? 對，有沒有給226號房的留言？ (Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas') (羅斯從上面標著西班牙文「女生」的廁所冒出來) Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger? 你還好吧，強棒？ Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 好啊，我很好。我很好。 (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one) (一個女人從她身後的廁所出來，他試著假裝他是從另一間出來的) Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight? 你今天晚上是怎麼了？ Ross: Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing. 沒事。沒事沒事沒事。 Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. (對電話) 好的，謝謝你。 (對羅斯) 是那個義大利舔手男，對吧。 Ross: No. It's the one he's licking. 不是。是他舔的那個人。 Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. 她應該要跟你在一起才對。 Ross: You're good. 你真好！ Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? 喔，羅斯，聽我的話。我的書賣了上億本，你知道為什麼嗎？ Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? 因為封面上那個女生還有她露的那兩點？ Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. 不對。因為我知道怎麼描寫女人愛上的男人。相信我，我沒辦法賣保羅那種。讀者不會翻三百二十五頁來看一個保羅。拜託，那傢伙就是個配角命，啊，知道嗎，你總有一天會殺出重圍的。 Ross: When? 哪時？ Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is. 他不會是主角... 你知道我們的主角是誰。 Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? 在封面上露點的那個男人？ Mrs. Bing: No, it's you! 不，就是你！ Ross: Please. 少來了。 Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy... 不，真的，拜託。你又聰明、又性感... Ross: Right. 對啦。 Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me. 你會很好的，相信我。 (She kisses him on the cheek) (她親了他的臉頰) Ross: Uh-oh... 呃哦... (...Then full on the mouth) (...然後整張嘴) (Enter Joey) (喬伊進來) Joey: Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street. 呃.... 我去街上尿就好。 Commercial Break 廣告破口 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.167.120.249

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scw55

07/15 20:53, , 1^F

07/15 20:53, 1^F

可惡的自動選字老是在我打好之後又換掉

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scw55

07/15 20:54, , 2^F

07/15 20:54, 2^F

其實我也不太確定他是要說你真行看得出來還是為了她的安慰詞所以要說你人真好之類的（雖然這好像通常會用sweet) ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 118.167.120.249 (07/15 21:17)