Re: [劇研] 121-part 01 (翻譯)

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※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 121 The One With The Fake Monica –Part 1 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，大家都看著一些紙。] Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number? 怎麼會有人弄得到你的信用卡號碼？ Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent! 我也不知道。可是看看他們多會花！ Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought. 莫妮卡，冷靜點好嗎？信用卡公司說你只要付你買的那些東西就好啊。 Monica: I know. It's just such reckless spending. 我知道，只是他們花錢都不用想的。 Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind. 我想在他們偷了你的信用卡時，他們早就不把警告放在眼裡了。 Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. 哇，怪胎一個。他們花69.95元買個神奇拖把。 Monica: That's me. 那是我啦。 Phoebe: Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa) 喔！噁心！羅斯，牠又在那個了啦！ (指著在沙發後面搖晃的立燈) Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel- 馬歇爾，不要再弄那個燈了！不要弄了！現在，馬歇爾，回來... (馬歇爾往瑞秋房間跑) 過來，馬歇爾... Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him. 喔不，別去我房間！我去抓他。 Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping. 羅斯，你得想想辦法阻止那個行為。 Ross: What? It's, it's just a phase. 什麼？那是，那只是一個過程。 Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey... 呃，那是我們用來形容喬伊的... Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. 你們都放輕鬆好嗎？那又沒什麼大不了的。 Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey! (鏡頭外) 住手！馬歇爾！壞猴子！ Ross: What? 怎樣？ Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. 我只能說我的好奇喬治娃娃已經不再好奇了。 Opening Credits 開場名單 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，晚上，瑞秋從房裡出來時莫妮卡還在看帳單。] Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing. 喔，莫妮卡。你不會還在對那些帳單吧。 Monica: This woman's living my life. 這女人在過我的生活。 Rachel: What? 什麼？ Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies. 她在過我的生活，而且她過的比我還要好！看看這，看。她買了我想看的戲票。她，她到我害怕那些店員的店裡買衣服。她花三百元買藝術品。 Rachel: You're not an artist. 你又不是藝術家。 Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 是啦，但也許我有那個藝術品就會是啊！我是說，我也可以做這些事情。但我沒有。 Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things. 喔，莫妮卡，拜託，你也會做酷的事啊。 Monica: Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we. 喔，真的嗎？好，我們比一下，好嗎。 Rachel: (Yawning) Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'... (打哈欠) 喔，現在"好嗎"也太晚了吧... Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School? 我有到公園裡去騎馬嗎？我有在新學院裡面上課嗎？ Rachel: (Yawning) Nooo... (打哈欠) 沒~~ Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. 這太不公平了！她有我想要的所有東西，卻沒有我的老媽。 [Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names.] [場景：中央咖啡園，喬伊和錢德在討論藝名。] Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi? 那個喬伊...臘腸怎樣？ Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral. 不好，還是太民族性了。我經紀人覺得要取一個中立一點的藝名。 Chandler: Joey... Switzerland? 喬伊...瑞士嗎？ (The waitress brings their coffee.) (服務生來倒咖啡) Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not. 還有，知道嗎，我覺得應該叫喬。你知道，喬伊讓我聽起來像是，不知道，這麼點大。 (服務生有趣地打量他) 而我並不是。 Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin? 喬...喬...喬...史達林？ Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar. 史達林...史達林...我認識這名字嗎？聽起來好耳熟。 Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me... 呃，它沒讓我想到什麼... Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good. (寫下來) 喬史達林。知道嗎，那還不錯耶。 Chandler: Might wanna try Joseph. 也許可以試試看喬瑟夫。 (Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down.) (喬伊明顯覺得"當然了"，並且寫下來。) Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that! 喬瑟夫史達林。我想你會記得的！ Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. 喔對！《歡樂今宵》，喬瑟夫史達林主演。喬瑟夫史達林演出《屋頂上的提琴手》。 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，菲碧和瑞秋進來時莫妮卡在。] Rachel: Hey. 嘿。 Phoebe: Hey. 嘿。 Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were. 嗨。(電話中) 嗨，呃，對，我是莫妮卡蓋勒。嗯，我想我有跟你修一些課，我想問一下是哪些。 Phoebe: What are you doing? 你在做什麼？ Monica: (Hushes her) Alright, great. Thanks a lot. (Hangs up) I'm going to tap class. (要她安靜) 好的，很好。十分感謝。 (掛掉) 我要去上踢踏舞課。 Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card? 什麼，什麼，那樣你就可以跟偷你信用卡的女人一起上課？ Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is. 這女人有我的生活，我應該要看看她是誰。 Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing. 去郵局看啊！我很確定有她的照片！ ...好吧，莫妮卡，知道嗎，親愛的，你有點失去控制了！我是說，這真的已經變成一種奇怪的偏執狂了。 Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you. 這很瘋狂。這很瘋狂，跟你說，看在上帝之愛，莫妮卡，不要那樣！！...謝謝你。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.17.80 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.21.109