[劇研] 124-part 03

看板wearefriends (Friends 六人行)作者samchiu (閒祭秋)時間11年前 (2013/10/03 01:08)推噓0(0推 0噓 0→)

留言0則, 0人參與討論串1/1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.] Rachel: I mean, this is unbelievable. Phoebe: I know. This is really, really huge. Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee. Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again. Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman? Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea? Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me? Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something. Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave) Chandler: (quickly) H-He's in China! Joey: The country. Monica: No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes. Chandler: What about the time difference? Monica: From here to the airport? Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it! Monica: Rachel, what're you gonna say to him? Rachel: I-I-I don't know. Chandler: Well then maybe you shouldn't go. Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait. Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now. Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him. Phoebe: Here, look, alright, does this help? (Phoebe gets up, holds the picture of Ross up to her face.) Rachel: Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door) Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves) [Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.] Ross: (something in Chinese) Flight Attendant: Alright! Ross: Ni-chou chi-ma! (walks onto jetway) (Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.) Rachel: Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.... (Rachel gets up to the jetway.) Flight Attendant: Hi! Rachel: Hi. Flight Attendant: May I see your boarding pass? Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend. Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass. Rachel: No, I know, but I¡Xhe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just... Flight Attendant: No no no! Federal regulations! Rachel: OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important. Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message? Rachel: Uh... I don't know. [Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.] Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you. Man: (confused) What? Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back. Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze. [Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.] Melanie: Mmmmmm... Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey... I think I blacked out there for a minute! Joey: Heh, heh. It was nothin'. Melanie: Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you! (she starts kissing his chest) Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn. Melanie: (surprised) M-Me again? Joey: Sure! Why not? Melanie: Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow. (Joey starts to kiss her.) Melanie: Oooh, I gotta tell you... you are nothing like I thought you would be. Joey: How do you mean? Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.] Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out? Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross. Monica and Phoebe: Sure. Rachel: I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great. Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date! Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date. Monica: Another good point. Phoebe: No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed. Rachel: (confused) Huh? Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out? Monica: Why isn't it working out? Rachel: I don't know... sometimes it doesn't. Monica: Is he not cute enough for you? Rachel: No! Monica: Does he not make enough money? Rachel: No, I'm just.... Phoebe: Maybe there's someone else. Rachel: Wha... Monica: Is there? Is there someone else? Rachel: No! There is.. there is noone else! Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.17.51