[惡搞] 莊太太&孫太太的私房密事(15+)

看板the_L_word (拉子/女女/泛同志影音)作者 (神藤)時間11年前 (2014/06/13 17:41), 編輯推噓60(6006)
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昨日某小小託夢告訴我 前言: 曉婷與中二結婚後 中二帶著曉婷及寶寶出國 而思瑤出國治療眼睛 她們倆在國外相遇 -------------------------我是分隔線---------------------------------------- 瑤:金拍謝,我現在是莊太太了... 大吼的婷:方思瑤,我已經如妳所願離開,為什麼妳還要一直出現在我身邊! 慌亂的瑤:西類啦!曉婷,我不是故意的,我走,我走,我現在就走... (跌跌撞撞,差點沒把自己給摔死) 曉婷忍不住去扶住思瑤 婷:方思瑤,哩到底杯挖安怎做? 厚,挖災樣,恩免哩共,咱來造 <方思瑤,妳到底要我怎麼做?好,我知道了,不必妳講,我們走> (將方思瑤拖至某處) -------------------------我是風捲簾分隔線--------------------------------- 婷:莊太太,還滿意嗎? 瑤:......還可以... 婷:甚麼叫還可以。 瑤:太久沒看到山頂風景...不習慣... 囧斯os:我技術不到位,果然老了有差(抹汗 中二os:為什麼我也都沒看過... 總結:因為囧斯技術不到位,所以中二才會沒看過風景 婷:那我再問一次,莊太太,滿意否? 瑤:滿意...... 婷:甚麼樣的滿意,不說清楚不讓妳從山頂下去。 瑤:呃...恰似一江春水向東流... 婷:這下子妳知道妳的新人有多不堪回首月明中了嗎? 瑤:妳還真是...雕欄玉器應猶在,只是朱顏改阿! 婷:我現在馬上讓妳知道改過的朱顏如何登峰造極! 瑤:等等!曉婷,跟妳說 我前幾天在購物頻道看到有賣波尿酸超值組,妳可以用用。 婷:方思瑤,妳還敢說我,妳是不是很久沒吃奇亞子了? 瑤:我現在不吃奇亞子,改抹聖卡提亞。 婷:原來我的聖卡提亞是被妳拿去用掉的! 瑤:西類拉曉婷,呃...我是說孫太太...妳確定要一直停在半山腰嗎? (心虛轉移話題) 婷:我說莊太太,妳有這麼餓嗎? 為了懲罰妳,就讓我們, 慢‧慢‧上‧山‧吧! 瑤:不如歸去啊!!!!!!!! 婷:且慢! (突如其來的快馬加鞭) 瑤:不!!!不!!!太快了!!!太快了!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.228.27.26 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/the_L_word/M.1402652471.A.86A.html

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頭推
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嗚,搶輸冬大
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XDDDD
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XDDD
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什麼拖夢啊!我還沒掛!!應該是入夢才對XDD
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沒想到小k大也有惡搞魂啊!!!! XDDD
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許願:請暴力綁定冬佩,退回冬花
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拍謝啦小小XDDD 謝謝妳的餐費^^
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笑死XDDDDDDDD
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快馬加鞭是哪招拉XDDDD
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06/13 17:49, , 12F
推啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/13 17:50, , 13F
確定這只是15+嗎?(扶額)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死了根本超棒XDDDDDD
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06/13 17:50, , 15F
這什麼東西啦?XDDDD
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06/13 17:51, , 16F
明明就參與其中,再看一次還是笑翻啦!
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這這這.....這是什麼節奏啊??????天黑了嗎?
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笑慘推~XDDDDDDDDDDD
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又是婷攻orz推 XDD
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需要我再度入夢告訴妳後續發展嗎XDDD
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XDDDDDDD 這殺毀
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等妳考完試 我們再來XDDD
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XDDDDDD
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恩......竟然剛開始看不太懂...汗= =
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哈哈哈,再看一次還是好好笑XD
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推XDDD
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哇……非禮勿視
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表示看不懂= =
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好文學阿~ 有一去不復返的趨勢XDD
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XDDDDDDD
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哈哈哈XDDD
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XDDDDD
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哈哈!好笑推~
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一開始看不懂 後面突然看懂了…XDDD ///
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婷攻推,哈
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不好意思 我一直狂笑(≧▽≦)
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再推一下風捲簾分隔線XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推山頂的風景啊…冬大你已經跟小花綁定了吧 XD
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哈哈,笑淚推,好隱喻的登山頂
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這 我下班的方式不對
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推~太好笑了
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XDDDDDDDDD
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...什麼啊,少兒不宜XDDD
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這真的是15+嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這節奏...我的天公伯阿~~~~
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版版居然看不懂XDDDD
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好妙的惡搞文XD
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這什麼?我怎麼看不懂?!喔~原來我這麼純潔~
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看不懂也
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上面兩樓很愛裝蒜
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唉~還沒15+...看不懂這篇....
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哈哈哈哈,整理起來更好笑了
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知之為知之,不知為不知,是知也 XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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15+真的好嗎XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD這文不得不推
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這是...??(我悟性太低?
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說看不懂的,嚴重懷疑妳們在裝XDDD
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XD
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啥啦XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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推XDD
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哈哈哈哈哈 這篇好強XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推XD
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哈哈哈,好好笑!!
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